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adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad


x

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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

serahviliers:

Hi there! You’ve reached Beauty — And Beast! — And we’re out doing something fabulous! — Hot day at the beach? — Skiiing on slopes? — And we can’t come to the phone right now so leave a message at the beep and we’ll get back to you as soon as we— Ahahahaha!

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.