shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
Hi there! You’ve reached Beauty — And Beast! — And we’re out doing something fabulous! — Hot day at the beach? — Skiiing on slopes? — And we can’t come to the phone right now so leave a message at the beep and we’ll get back to you as soon as we— Ahahahaha!
this is me about 98 percent of the time.