snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

diorjpg:

Me

diorjpg:

Me

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

thedeathmerchant:

All I want to do is leave work and buy these pillows.  That’s how you know you’re old- you’re excited about buying fucking pillows.

thedeathmerchant:

All I want to do is leave work and buy these pillows.  That’s how you know you’re old- you’re excited about buying fucking pillows.

zodiacchic:

see more of this kinda stuff here

film genre meme: [1/5] horror
a nightmare on elm street (1984)

I don’t know who he is, but he’s burned and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails…