just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
there’s so much going on in this gif
All I want to do is leave work and buy these pillows. That’s how you know you’re old- you’re excited about buying fucking pillows.
film genre meme: [1/5] horror
a nightmare on elm street (1984)
I don’t know who he is, but he’s burned and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails…